Dj Toys

What i want is a mp3er with 1000++ track capacity, 2x stereo out, monitor
out, big lcd track selector, playlisting, 2x pitch control, really good jog
and cue control so i can take it to a gig, plug it into a mixer and play
loud... Looks like PCDJ comes close, but you still have to take a PC out with you (will it work on a laptop -- you need soundcards with real outs so yo can feed it thru a mixer) I'd rather have a self contained box that connected to a PC for loading up MP3s, but was the size of a phonebook, with lots of cool control surfaces for cueing and selecting.